We got hot cocoa from my boss today. It had 4 candy canes in it.
I ate the 4 candy canes this morning.
I just ate a packet of hot cocoa powder because I wanted something sweet.
I don’t care where I get it. I just want it.
This is true desperation. And it's from the guy who owns a candy machine at work that dispenses M&M's and Hot Tamales with a twist of a key! Granted, they are a little stale, but free and easily accessible. Well, scratch that last part. They are in a different building. Who wants to have to exercise in order to get their fix?
Though I may mock and scoff and mock some more; truth be told, I married someone just like me. I remember a time of making my own string cheese with melted mozzarella and then reshaping it into a log (?!); melting chocolate chips with peanut butter to try and imitate Reese's, and mixing lots of sugar with a dry Kool-Aid packet to make homemade Pixie Stix, aka cavity inducers.
What have you done in a desperate moment to satiate those darn cravings?